Colleen - The Musical
“If you don’t give your heart away, it will never be broken”. That is the motto of Colleen The Cashier. Until Randall the Shelf-Packer comes along to steal her heart.
But true love does not sail smoothly in the fast-paced world of cashiers, customers, cigarette counters and supervisers. We can only patiently wait in that till queue to find out whether Colleen has any regrets about breaking her own rules.
COLLEEN THE MUSICAL is comedian Marc Lottering’s fourth musical comedy, following hot on the stilettos of the critically acclaimed AUNTY MERLE trilogy.
Produced by Anwar Mc Kay, COLLEEN THE MUSICAL is directed by Lara Foot. Musical Direction is by Charl-Johan Lingenfelder, set design by Patrick Curtis and choreography by Grant Van Ster.
The stellar cast includes David Chevers, Carlo Daniels, Jill Levenberg, Marc Lottering, Sizwesandile Mnisi, Kate Normington, and Anzio September.
COLLEEN THE MUSICAL will be staged at the Pam Golding Theatre at the BAXTER. The show opens on 29 November 2025 and runs until 7 February 2026. Tickets are now selling via Webtickets.
Suitable for 12+ years.
Upcoming Shows
Book Launch!
The Invisible Boy from Bramble Way
Marc Lottering’s husband, Anwar Mc Kay, has just released his autobiography ‘THE INVISIBLE BOY FROM BRAMBLE WAY’.
The ‘Invisible Boy From Bramble Way’ can be purchased in South Africa via our online shop with the following link:
linkup.shop/marclottering Includes free courier!
- Also available from the following bookstores:
- most Exclusive Books in Cape Town and Johannesburg
- The Book Lounge
- Clarkes
- Wordsworth Dean Streat & Sea Point
Available at Amazon.com Kindle
Hard copies available via ‘print on demand’ in the following countries:
- Amazon.com
- Amazon.co.uk
- Amazon.de
- Amazon.fr
- Amazon.it
- Amazon.es
- Amazon.co.jp
- Amazon.com.au
- Amazin.ca
Aweh! Blog
THOSE ELECTION POSTERS
I’m not a member of the EFF but I actually think that Julius has the best election poster. Red is sexy and it works. But more importantly, the EFF poster promises the voter absolutely nothing. It simply says VOTE. How very fabulous.
SHERRY AND SHORTBREAD
Awê Ma Se Kinnes!
I much prefer Hotels to Guesthouses. I was reminded of this whilst surfing the net yesterday for a quick li’l getaway spot.
IN YOUR CHOPS!
Awê Ma Se Kinnes!
The funniest meme I saw last week went something along the lines of: for my wedding, I’m having a bring-and-braai, so that you when go home you can skinne about your OWN food! Lol. For our non South African friends, skinne means gossip.
THE GYM STORY
Awê ma se kinnes!
Check here. I kinda have to go to gym. Otherwise I’ll just die suddenly, while eating something that I bought at drive-thru. Gosh. Which means I will then die in a parked car, in my drivers’ seat. Alone. At like 20-to-2 in the afternoon. How totally sad and uneventful.
TEQUILA TROUBLE
Aweh ma se kinnes!
I’m sorry for not posting a story last week. My cellphone went missing on Sunday night. And found her way back into my anxious arms on Monday. Long story. Well not such a long story actually. In short, tequila was served at cousin Clinton’s birthday bash.
Woof!
Awê Ma Se Kinnes!
We have not been back to puppy training classes because our dogs are gangsters. In the words of Aunty Merle: “they embarrass a person”.





