THE GYM STORY

Awê ma se kinnes! Check here. I kinda have to go to gym. Otherwise I’ll just die suddenly - while eating something that I bought at drive-thru. Gosh. Which means I will then die in a parked car, in my drivers’ seat. Alone. At like 20-to-2 in the afternoon. How totally...

TEQUILA TROUBLE

  Aweh ma se kinnes! I’m sorry for not posting a story last week.  My cellphone went missing on Sunday night.  And found her way back into my anxious arms on Monday. Long story.  Well not such a long story actually.  In short, tequila was served at cousin...

ARE YOU’S JUSSS!!!

  Awê Ma Se Kinnes! Jusss is actually a fabulous word.  Not often used in polite company.  I don’t believe that there’s an absolutely right way to spell it.  Today I shall spell it JUSSS – simply because I want us all to be on the same page as to what word I’m...

Woof!

Awê Ma Se Kinnes! We have not been back to puppy training classes because our dogs are gangsters.  In the words of Aunty Merle: “they embarrass a person”. They have great names.  Hamilton and Phoenix.  Both handsome.  And they are amazing for pics on facebook and...

AUNTY RONA!

Awê Ma Se Kinnes! Ga-Gwa!!!  Covid Positive!  Soema net soe!   I wish I could say I was in absolute shock but I wasn’t.  I was in absolute disappointment, yes.  But shock, no.  I have become acutely aware of the fact that it’s very tricky to stay out of the...

A STRESSFUL BRA STRAP

  Awê ma se kinnes! The thing is this man.  If you are going to post a picture of yourself getting vaccinated, kanalla make sure that it’s a lekke pic.  You can’t go to the vaccination station with a thick long sleeve top, and then awkwardly stretch and pull the...

MEDDLING WITH MEDALS

Awê Ma Se Kinnes! On Saturday, I sprinted to the lounge to catch the start of the rugby game. Yes, sprinted.  Because I simply could not miss out on seeing Belinda Davids sing the national anthem. Whilst in other households at that time the prayer may have been...