Marc Lottering - I love you, but...

I LOVE YOU, BUT…

  Awê Ma Se Kinnes! Bad breath.  Weird toes.  Snoring at night.  Complete personality change when drunk.  Talks unexpectedly loud in a restaurant.  Laughs even louder in the same restaurant. What I'm trying to ask is: what's a valid reason to break up with...
Marc Lottering - Tell Fazlin!

TELL FAZLIN!

Awê Ma Se Kinnes! Yesterday, while she was enthusiastically chatting with a group of us, I told my friend Fazlin that she had a bogie in her nose.  One of those bogie's that love styling right on the edge of the cliff.   Fazlin was eternally grateful. She quickly got...

THE NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION

  Awê Ma Se Kinnes Did you make a New Year’s Resolution the other night?  I was asked by a journo to please send them a few sentences as to what my resolutions are.  I emailed back: TO STAY ALIVE.  They never went to print with that response.  They wanted more....

WHAT SONG ARE WE PLAYING AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Awê Ma Se Kinnes Music is everything.  Have you already told your family what song you'd like for them to play at your funeral?  You mussss.  It's important. That's of course if you want any music during your funeral service.  But you should have at least one...
Marc Lottering - The Tribute

THE TRIBUTE

Awê Ma Se Kinnes Rest in Peace Our Beloved Arch.  What an outpouring yesterday. From across the globe. So much Love, Respect and Adoration. Archbishop Desmond Tutu was a Giant amongst Men. And this sentiment was echoed by so many. It made me think about what people...
Marc Lottering - Peri-Peri Sauce And Slap Chips

PERI-PERI SAUCE AND SLAP CHIPS

Awê Ma Se Kinnes This week my mother-in-law is coming for dinner, and sleeping over.  And I'm looking forward to it.  And now my spirit is telling me that many people reading this will never say those words, ever.  And I don't mean that your mom-in-law has...

EXPOSED

  Awê Ma Se Kinnes! This is the week when people are starting to give other people presents. I panic when someone hands me a gift, and then asks me to open it while they are looking on. It’s stressful because there can only be one reaction. You are meant to go O...